“No lies detected.”

Sure it’s hilarious when he won’t admit his wrongness about Sharpie-gate, but we won’t be laughing when his quadrupling down on some small thing gets us all nuked.

Yes, Queen!

Shouldn’t these bootlickers be at work? 

“I don’t have health insurance” is not the flex you think it is, lady. 

The look on the one Black guy’s face! 

Never go full ret@rd. 

Obligatory when discussing Ted Cruz embarrassing himself online 

I didn’t realize he was only 21. He looks like a robot wearing a human skin suit. 

Can we start calling him convicted felon Brock Turner as opposed to Stanford swimmer?

I’m concerned about his judgment as well as his aim. 

There they were, running into [and right out of] our lives within 3-5 mins!

Where are they going to go? Dick’s? Nope. Target? Don’t think so. 

“I really don’t care, do u?”

Concur. I really needed something to keep the existential dread at bay after the 30 to 50 feral hogs thing ran out.

Would watch. 

Seriously. It’s TEXAS for Crissakes. 

“No way to prevent this" says only nation where this regularly happens. 

Don’t recall that one but not surprising. Also, finding an STD with your tongue? [VOMIT]

I’ve been going to OB-GYNs for 30 years and I’ve never been examined without a nurse present. This is not new.