Nars says he is a cinephile and she is one of his muses, so, no, probably.

Hmm, I have a NARS eyeshadow called "Night Porter". Coincidence, Charlotte...?

Not on film: The crow handed the bear a coin, and told him that he must only show it, and mutter "Valar Morghulis", and it will grant him passage from the confines of the zoo to Bearovia. Where all bears are from.

Oh shit. I've been fucking tortoises. Am I going to get fired now?

She was probably texting something about how dangerous vaccines are for children.

"She also refuses to vaccinate me. PLEASE HELP."

"FEMINISM? WE DON'T NEED FEMINISM. WE ALREADY CONTROL THE HUMAN RACE." —Cat Overlords.

I misread the title as MEN ARMED WITH SOILED BABY. For me that would be a deterrent, right there.

I'll stop the world and melt with you/You've seen the difference and it's getting better all the time/There's nothing you and I won't do/I'll stop the world and melt with you...om nom nom...om nom nomnom...

Good, because no one is asking you to fire up the "outrage turbine"! This is a story about a restaurant owner who turned a kind of shitty thing into something positive! Fire up the happy turbine!

Well, we can't always just grab the photos we want from wherever we want. But thank you for showing me those pictures BECAUSE I WANT ALL THE CHIIIZZZZ.

I LOVE BOBCAT. When I was driving home a couple of years ago and heard he was going to play/heard him playing NOT MY JOB I screamed with joy and then had to almost pull over from belly laughs. It was so good that Wait Wait kept inviting him back. YOU MUST ALL LISTEN:

My desire in life is to crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and hear the lamentation of their women. Is that ok?

Amazing. A person who doesn't like people who "belittle" trans people yet in the very next statement writes something that is incredibly belittling to trans people. Holy fucking shit.

YES, WE WANT EVERYONE TO DIE.

"I don't need feminism because ____(insert lifestyle choice that feminism allowed me to make)____"

Totally clicked here expecting the outrage to be about the Girl Scouts encouraging Barbie to have abortions or something. Thanks for keeping it fresh, America.

His lawyer used the words "pseudo-tribal psychological voodoo" in an attempt to explain what happened? Done with this world.

Either

"I should not have googled "Knotting."