“According to the whistleblower in Project South’s complaint, Amin recently took out the wrong ovary on a detained woman. She was supposed to get her left ovary removed because it had a cyst on the left ovary; he took out the right one. She was upset. She had to go back to take out the left and she wound up with a…

Edam near killed her, he’s no gouda!

Also, ‘welshing on a bet’ is a dig at the supposed cheapness of the Welsh. “Welching on a bet’ is fine though, because it refers to grape jelly.

Also, a font of style ideas, like around-the-eye orange liner. That feathered lizard is WORKINg it.

The investiGATORS CAIMAN took over, now those pet owners will have to call their litiGATORS to clean up ‘a REPTILE DISFUNCTION’.

Bears have been known to cannibalize their own young. If only some of the human kind of ‘Mama Bears’ would follow their example.

That liberal elitist marble bathroom floor (working together with gravity) always had it in for Ailes!

Jones’s behavior is whey out of line.

Not to mention that Heather Locklear is a tiny tiny woman.

I’m sure the Post will dig up an arrest photo of the victim, in keeping with their policy of presenting all POC as ‘criminals who have some blame in their own untimely deaths’. Hope this nazi douche pleads guilty and is forgotten by everybody as fast as possible.

COCKZILLA

Interesting, his using ‘babieS’, with that plural suggesting that this is something that has happened before? But, you know, law and order come first, keeping everybody safe from a driver with a suspended license /sarcasm/.

My dear sweet kitty dudes, Benny and Frankie, in a rare moment of brotherly affection.

Even better than ‘hiking the Appalachian Trail’ as far as those sort of lame explanations go.

He looks different in his real estate ad. Oh, and he’s a pilot, too!

You don’t want to know what is left in your mailbox if you aren’t there to sign for that certified letter.

“I prefer people who aren’t see through.”

Wheelchair Jimmy!

She looks a bit like Amy Poehler, yes?

Is SheeBorn a thing, and if it is, should it be?