It was as if millions of nerd boners cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

This is what happened to the Autoblow1.

One such employee is still at large. Police have released this sketch:

You throw them out a fucking window!

my god i had no idea. zombie archie looks amazing.

Snakes...

Only Brad Paisley is allowed to suck at a Brad Paisley concert!

The best thing about aging is that the older I get, the fewer fucks I give about the opinions of dickwads like these.

I am desperate for someone to make a movie about the year Jessica Lange, Jerry Hall and Grace Jones were roommates in Paris. So far, I've only cast Lupita as Grace in my head ('cause duh), but the other two are tougher. But tell me that wouldn't be totally fabulous!

I'm gay & mostly Californian— where's my two spouses and a dog? I want my HUSBAND DOG.

I'm so excited for Poly with a Collie to be my favorite sitcom next year!

easy peasy & for sheezy .

The best birth control is putting the dick down ladies

Guy's Snuffed Camel-boro Dippers

Um that's a flamin' buffalo cigarette butt THANK YOU.

Heh, at first glance I thought the pretzel stuck in the upper side of the monstrosity was a cigarette butt, and I thought "man, they are NOT messing around!"

put some damn novelty sunglasses on that thing as a parting gift

I think it looks like this:

I would just like to say I just got back from the dog park, where two very adorable older gay men rushed up to me, said, "Oh, my GOD, dog of the park award!" to my dog Buster, and then spent the next five minutes gushing to me—and Buster—about how cute he is. BECAUSE MY PUPPY IS THE CUTEST OF ALL. LOOK AT HIS CUTENESS…