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Misogynists marry women all the time. It means absolutely nothing about their actual feelings towards a person they are supposed to love or care about.

This is like the time my friends Portia Birthabortion and Gabe Oyscouttroopleader were excommunicated from the Baptist church.

IT'S ALL FOR YOU BURPO

Colton made a typo. That's not God with a fire sword, that's Kröd.

They forever bleed on the forever babies (see andsmokeit's comment).

Yeah, my boyfriend (who's been a parent for more than a decade) was like, "I don't know if you're qualified to write a parenting book until you've proven that you've raised not-a-murderer."

Uhhh, is this where they got their legal advice?

"How to Handle Someone Shooting at You With Arrows—Rule 1: Remember, they're doing you a favor!"

Right? Even if you are one of these "SUCK IT UP, JOHNNY" people, there's no way in hell you can believe that bullshit.

That's the one that had me stabbing things. It reads so much like "don't bother us with your stupid problems, kids."

One of my favorite things to come out of last night's episode:

It probably felt quite large to the fish.

Yes. And we had to get up at 6 in the morning, clean the tank and then go to work at the mill for fourteen hours and come home to eat a handful of hot gravel.

A cardboard box? What luxury! We lived in a paper bag in a septic tank.

You're not poor unless you're living in a cave, covered in sores and trying to build a chair out of twigs and discarded raccoon bones.

The poor have indoor plumbing and 50 years ago someone didn't? 1000 years ago people didn't have pants either, I guess now anyone with pants is basically a lazy, monocle be-decked drunk. If only these people had religion they'd realize they're not poor, they're just losers.

"Disastrously unfortunate appearance." Did Ben Stein just call poor people ugly? Really Ben?

My god, even the Illinois Nazis were more professional than this.

I met Warrior at PAX last year, and actually asked him about that comic. He basically said that, by that point, he'd had his fill of fighting with the artists on the book, and just let the artist on the Christmas comic draw whatever he wanted. He didn't even look at it until years later, when people started talking

what am I looking at here? The warrior after he had a drunken one night stand with a fatty? Note the warrior jizz on the right breast. Must've come from parts unknown