The interruption was offensive. OFFENSIVE.

Actually, the copy is a fascinating glimpse into the life of the 1%. I love the things they take for granted in the fluffy articles. "As the child of a famous actress and a world-renowned fashion photographer, I always dreaded our summer trips to the south of France, where our third villa was aired out from May…

"WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?"

ZOMG your comment upset me so much that I'm going to sob into one of my bras.

Hemingway, you dummy, the government's not my boyfriend, he's my Uncle Sugar, with whom I have a creepy, sexualized vibe because he buys me my birth control pills.

To paraphrase Karin Agness "feminism is awesome and the very reason I am allowed to be up here talking to you."

I have no problem criticizing feminism. It has a lot of issues when it comes to intersectionality, for instance. With that said, I don't agree with any of the criticisms that conservative women have against feminists. Conservative women are internalized misogynists. They accept the notions that they're inferior to…

Jesus Christ, are people infuriatingly, willfully stupid about misinterpreting "Ban Bossy." Nobody fucking wants to literally outlaw the use of the word, fuckdroids. They call it that because it's catchy and alliterative. Do you write angry letters to Pringles demanding to know why the fun stopped after you popped? If…

That one looking for an arborist is definitely Yoda. Who knew Yoda was into casual sex?

That's the thing that got me, too. These are not men who should be detectives.

So did Whose Line Is It Anyway, but it didn't involve sexually violating young girls.

I'm laughing so hard at that last sentence that I am actually crying.

As a guy with a severe fear of getting kids in my irresponsible student years, I gotta say that my heart goes out to all those poor American boys and girls that aren't getting their birth control.

Didn't you know? Semen and foreign pubic hairs are common complications of MS.

I know she won't do it, but please please please, Posh… do it at least once so I can see this again.

Not really. Gillis was definitely part of something that happened that night (even Bryom Jr.'s confession says as much). I really think the question isn't so much if these people conspired to murder Edward Byrom Sr., but rather what each party's actual involvement was. Byrom Jr. is the ONLY one who had gunpowder…

100 commenter points to House TurboTastic for the best comment in ALMOST FOREVER.

What the hell is going on with this silhouette? What happened to her torso and her face? And why does she suddenly have Beetlejuice hair?

The medical establishment can barely handle a new billing/coding system without imploding. There are no conspiracies because we just don't have the time, the desire or the intention to be malicious. Direct your paranoia to the government and the Illuminati where it belongs.