At Bed, Bath, and Bombardment.

Oh, sure.

When they stage an obnoxious, reductionist stunt about undocumented migrants, it "sparks" a campus-wide "discussion."

But when I tell the Young Conservatives of Texas that Rick Perry was a better collegiate cheerleader than George Bush, it "sparks" a hail of Sperry topsiders and accusations of treason.

Maybe…

I'll be in my bunk...

She is STUNNINGLY beautiful. I would so try to date Dame Mirren right now.

There's only room in my life for one crazy-eyed man who likes to give out advice. This Lookadoo idiot needs the Taffer treatment: "You're making people sick!"

Miss Universe contestants are NOT impressed. These outfits are like 1/10 of FABULOUS those country costumes were. Look past Transformers USA - a large chunk of South/Central America, the Caribbean, anywhere that could justify it had a bikini or bodysuit with ALL THE FEATHERS. It was like a direct VS challenge.

REMEMBER LADIES, ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS LEAN IN.

Then you are a beloved character that gets killed for no particular reason other than a certain person likes killing beloved characters.

I love Scandal, but I am TOO DISTRACTED by the "flushing out" mistake to pay attention to this article. Please read this.

Favorite cheeses:
Goat cheese
Parmesean
Pepper jack

I love that this article culminated in a Mighty Boosh link.

ABORTIONATE!

ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT

YOU MUST BE...ABORTED.

In my time as a cashier I encountered a few different people who would refuse to take all their change if it was $6.66. They'd either ask me to keep the penny or just leave it on the counter.

Glenn would flex his biceps and look unamused ;)

But do you have Lowe's in different area codes?

Only if they're neatly organized in rows. And usually wrapped in bows.

hah hah hah you beat me to it

And she thinks chickenpox is caused by negative emotions emanating from people around you.

I was just watching a documentary on the chimpanzee. I enjoyed watching the part where mumma chimpanzee put the placenta in a waterproof bag and then blogged about it. AHH NATURE.