But if you think that all religions are human constructions (not so big a leap; don't you think that all religions but one are mostly human constructions?), everything becomes clear.

I'm surprised and sad that few mention his ableism. His two books are full of "cripple" jokes.

You know, Minnie Pearl never took off a stitch of clothing.

Me too and I'm sure I've mentioned it when people ask me about supplies for the work I do. Gotta stop promoting them, period.

Benedict Cumberbatch is what it would look like if one alien described humans to a blind alien, and then the blind alien made a wax figure from that description.

When "Baby Blue" played at the very end my heart damn near exploded, not only because it is a perfect musical choice, but because I own a 45 of it!

Signs like that one promote backwards views.

This guy is literally the worst. We can all stop searching for the worst guy. He has been found.

I love it that he doesn't want a woman with a kid and it's because her vagina might not be as pretty as it was before not because, you know, he'd have to be a step-parent? What does he think happens to babies after they're born.

It's weird to see Walt currently trying to avoid his first premeditated murder. How far we've come.

I'm always curious about how tiny a man's dick is if he thinks that a post-birth vagina will be loose. Presumably, tampon boxes should have a warning on them say 'please note - if you have had children please do not use as you will scatter these from your vadge like dandruff'?

Nope. That has got to be one giant tooth. A U-shaped tooth.

He skips right over the "SELFISH SEEKING SAME" part of the personals.

Thank you, Joe Gorga. Now please shut up for the rest of your life.

This is insulting to Chinese food, people learning to read, books with lots of pages, Amazon, and people who shave anywhere on their bodies.

100% pure f-ing goddess.

Oh yes, exactly. Being a lady with equally large breasts and curly hair I sort of feel like they are both accessories unto themselves and demand a fair amount of restraint when dressing. With that much going on already, it's pretty easy for things to get "busy." Mostly I didn't like it because black lace always…

Can I just point out that that slow loris in the picture has likely had it's teeth removed with pliers so it can't bite and that there's a 90% chance it will die due to the 90% mortality rate of slow loris kept as pets?
OR THE FACT THEY ARE CONSIDERED A POISONOUS MAMMAL!? (That's part of the reason their teeth are…

I try to avoid the use of the word "bitch" as much as possible, but I'll be damned if it isn't fun to make fun of Jesse Pinkman.

FB thinks I own a fleet of trucks