Zom-bees?

My Aunt Sally, likely posing in Fire Island

If there was a dude version of The Vajazzles, they should be called the Even Peters.

“Hedgehogs are fairly vocal and communicate through a combination of grunts, snuffles and/or squeals,” JUST LIKE GUY FIERI!

‘Madame Bovary’ is about a young, social-status-conscious unhappy wife who would rather not face reality. She acts out by spending money and racking up debts, having affairs, and it also uses blue, first in her daydreams and secret romance, and finally to the handful of arsenic she swallows to kill herself. Also,…

A reversible abortion is a must-have if you have a fashion emergency after experimenting with a three-way poncho.

This is one hell of a word salad - "I don't understand how someone could be an atheist. Think about God as software, right? If you were to look at God's face, your head would explode. Because your head is a calculator, and the amount of information that would be embedded in his face would fit only on a Google-size…

#yesallbadgers

The Goo-Goonies

American Diaper

Check out this lovely bit of father/daughter bonding from the trial - "Jessica Bashara testified that she saw her father using a BDSM website. When she asked him about it, he told her he was on pornographic websites because he had been experiencing erectile dysfunction and wanted to know if the problem was with him or…

MONGO NOT KNOW WHERE CHOO-CHOO GO. MONGO ONLY PAWN IN GAME OF LIFE.

Maybe he figures with the recent murdering police officers getting off scot free, he's got a chance because, ya know, he only BLINDED a guy. What an asshole, what gall.

Noticed that it's a male dog, so in this case Karma ISN'T a bitch.

There was a segment about Rousey on HBO's Real Sports that's worth a watch Her mother was a judo champion, and she competed in the first Olympics that had women's judo as a sport.

Men also don't care about fish heads because:

He has his father's eyes.

"Cameron Diaz met Benji Madden's family. They were eating lots of crabs together. Everyone seemed so happy!" - should be corrected: "Benji Madden gave Cam Diaz crabs"

Silly Lana. In show business, you can only sleep your way to the middle. Or you could back in the early days of film, so I'm not even sure that getting as far as the middle is possible anymore.

NO! NO! I SAID I WANTED A BUD LIGHT!