Given the timestamps, I think we wrote our comments at exactly the same time.

*As a VERB. Fuck me.

Man, I hate it when it sands in the winter, and I have to wait for the roads to be cleared before I can drive. I hate shovelling sand in the driveway, too. THough I love making sandmen, and having sandball fights...

I don’t know but apparently I have 2 pints of vagina in my fridge that need some love!

I will star any and all Terry Pratchett-related comments.

And for my salad, I'll have a bowl of croutons.

I am going to start calling my husband my “caliente love bundle.”

This right here is why we need BCO for Retail.

When I managed a Borders we were also responsible for this small calendar kiosk on the other side of the shopping center. I was there covering someone’s lunch break and this crazed woman came over demanding why we had no bichon frise calendars. The dog calendar people were always the weirdest.

Good enough for me.

Another proud graduate from Midvale School for the Gifted.

It’s like the universe is creating incidents just for us, only way it could have been better is if she declared that her children were allergic to green.

"Can you swipe your black card? Can you milk a prostate?" you are realllly my fav.

I lost my uterus (I like to say “misplaced” b/c it gets good looks from people) a while back, and it’s a sucky thing to go through. Since I’m sure Kim K is scouring the Jez comments for advice, wink, here are some good things to focus on:
1. You’ll never have to buy tampons again, and you can re-purpose your existing…

We pretend it won't happen to us. We feel impotent and unable to make a difference. We dream of moving to a civilization where lives matter more than guns.

Tears are streaming down my face right now. I can’t watch the video and I won’t. Their poor families.

What if she was diabetic and off her meds, would that be okay to talk about? Maybe we need to quit thinking about mental illness as a dirty little secret that needs to be hidden?

Manager: “Did you get their order right this time?”

I feel so bad for those actresses. You know that glitter took weeks to get off.