Say it with me: Nick Offerman cameo, Nick Offerman cameo, Nick Offerman cameo, Nick Offerman cameo

Wait, is that second paragraph basically “Republicans said he was a crook when we ran him as a candidate, and they were right!”?

There are, just in the minority. My progressive friends there supported Booth Goodwin, who lost to Justice in the primary.

#1 Tip: Never go outside. If you do have to go outside, like camping, camp at a hotel. ^_^

Nobody being injured here? Are you a little black girl living in West Virginia?

That is a weird looking graph.

As a fat woman who gets plenty of the sex with plenty different types of people, many of whom look in a way that even thin folks consider “holy shit hot” territory, let me assure you— feeling insecure about how you look in the sack has nothing to do with weight and everything to do with patriarchally enforced…

Stila all-day waterproof liner pen. I have tried it all, and this one is the best. I tried to use the YSL and Laura Mercier gel pots, both transferred. The kat von d skips. The mac penultimate is atrocious. I love stila all-day pen and then I sometimes use the Mac liquidlast liquid liner to go over the flick if…

Stila all-day waterproof liner pen. I have tried it all, and this one is the best. I tried to use the YSL and…

Whatever. I haven’t eaten since breakfast and it’s almost 1 p.m. Where’s the book about me?

Totally. “I can has plunder?”

“I didn’t even know there were Viking cats,” Harvard Medical School population geneticist Pontus Skoglund told Nature.

New iPhone is powered by Steve Jobs spinning in his grave!

“Why couldn’t he be a fish part on top and a dude part on the bottom?”

#NotAllGarbage

See Don, this is a “IT WAS JUST A JOKE” moment. It’s not inviting a foreign power to hack your political opponent.

My biggest surprise here is that Neil Cavuto has a heart.

Basically Neil is saying Roger never hit on him so of course it must not be true.

The last mosquito I killed, I smashed with both hands in mid air. One of it’s whole wings detached and spiraled down to earth looking like the wing off a Japanese plane shot down in WWII like in a documentary. I try to do them all that way now. A man should take pride in perfecting his craft.

See, this is why I only eat the artisanal, small batch, bean to bar chocolate made by the Snickers family.