I voted for Booth. :(

I like the movie for what it is as long as I don’t think about the book.

It took me three reads of the headline to figure out this had nothing to do with Gordon Sumner and/or Dream of the Blue Turtles.

In WV, due to our long standing (but quickly dying) association with the coal industry, Democrat is still (for some) code for “Coal-friendly.” In the era of post-Blankenship WV, that is quickly changing.

While my go-to is Stila all-day, I have to throw out this other magnificent eyeliner pen: http://www.ulta.com/brand/eyeko - I got my first one in a birchbox, and bought another as soon as it was necessary (but they last forever). Black black and smooth as silk. Lasts all day (a bit tough to clean off, but the good…

While my go-to is Stila all-day, I have to throw out this other magnificent eyeliner pen: http://www.ulta.com/brand/e…

My MIL gave me a bag of those once.
I really think they should give those to people who need a colon clearing before a endo- and/or colono- scopy.

I have read this headline four times and I still can’t shake that Al Franken’s kids are in the ER with the pink poops.

This family for SURE. Look at their crazy feet!

I’m an artist - most of the stuff I’m working on recently is geometric - radial symmetry stuff. My day job - I sell granite countertops; but they’re pretty cool with me drawing in my sketchbook or whatever if I’m not doing paperwork or making a sale. The wall behind my desk is the edger that does the flat polish. It…

Sorry, but head lice (and I assume pubic lice) are, hands down, THE WORST. Not only they annoying AF and practically impossible to kill in one go-round, they come with social stigma.

My kids’ middle school was RIDDLED with them last year, not a single note home, because no one wanted to stigmatize all the special…

Well, *kinda* ladybugs. They were Japanese beetles. Look mostly like ladybugs, but they ate aphids. Their other primary function - based solely upon empirical evidence - getting all up in my shizz.

This never occurred to me - now I want to cry.

Harvest Gold?

I have found my tribe.

I was a high-schooler in the late 80’s. Many of you might remember heavy black kohl liner was a THING. All the girls at my school wore thick rings of eyeliner as well as a good layer along the waterline. I was NOT popular - lower middle class at a upper class high school, academic team, speech/debate and body issues.…

It’s a half-black mark, technically.

He wasn’t doing this for a rise, he just couldn’t communicate outside of pointing at what he wants. For what it is worth, this guy is a lawyer.

Knowing the amount of Aqua Net involved in coiffure until recently, every time I look at this book cover I wonder why it’s not titled “Nancy Drew and the Two Month Burn Unit Stay.”

Let’s get a few things straight...

1 - Don’t touch my hair, like, ever. I hate it. I think the reason I grow my hair out to weird Amish/Pentecostal lengths is I can’t stand the thought of going to go get it washed and cut.

Once while on the bus reading AND wearing headphones, two drunk dudes sat down behind me and tried to talk to me. I cranked my body language to 11...

Dude reached over the seat back, pulled out my earbud and made a rather graphic request of me.

I jumped up, yelled for all to hear, “Don’t you ever fucking touch me! I…