What am I writing? My manifesto motherfucker. Get bent.

Can we also extend this rule to include women wearing earbuds?

Please?

Seriously.

That bitch owes me $60!!!

My son’s LL Bean backpack started to fray while he was visiting his grandmother in Florida - she threw it away.

Ok. All in good grammar stickler fun...

All verbs are words, but all words are not verbs.

I swear this did not show up when I wrote my correction correction. I’m glad you caught it!!!

I’m gonna let you re-read YOUR response.

... “using ‘bacon’ as a word” ...

Did you by any chance mean verb?

I did notice the detached nature of the tomatoes.

These are the shiniest/weirdest tomatoes I have yet to see in this existence.

This. And if you think you're going to get there early enough to sit next to an outlet to charge your phone/kindle/iPad/whatever you are wrong. Old girl will be there when you arrive and look like she's been there since they laid the cornerstone.

Between the “lifestyle emporium” and the photo lab, I could keep that in stories foe-evah...

My MIL is queen of sal-ser and tore-teel-ya chips.

Ugh.

People - especially of the female bodied variety - PLEASE stop saying “vagina” when what you mean is “vulva”.

Born in NE, raised in WV.

Stupid should be painful. Unfortunately, it’s no longer deadly.

I have post traumatic aspect ratio syndrome.

I work in a photo lab. You would be SHOCKED at how many pull a horizontal 8x10 from a vertical envelope and immediately claim it was printed “sideways”.

In my food porn fantasy, that is full of delicious fluffy creamy vanilla goodness.

He doesn’t care about the cleaning - it just gives the staff more to do - make sure he’s getting his money’s worth for their paltry salaries.