The entitlement in telling another woman what to do with her eyebrows. I just — not to be obnoxious about it, but this is how women enact and enforce the patriarchy on one another.

I look better in glasses. SUCK IT SNOOTY GREEK BITCHES!

Kenna needs to slow the fuck down.

mine is short and sweet, and i hope it gets read because i think i am literally the only person in the world who this has happened to. it is very low on the pain scale, and i have many stupid stories of getting myself injured, but this is my favorite story by far:

As someone with TMJ, I totally feel your pain.

Bloody nose and lip pulling up my own bra strap. My hand slipped and I punched myself.

" I was in the stirrups with both specula inside me for about 45minutes - no fucking joke"

This review title reads like Doge wrote it.

Yeah, I had an IUD, and now I have a child. He's pretty great, though.

My cousin just got pregnant with an IUD. #notallwomen #butsometimes

Congratulations!

I've said the same thing before! In fact, it is *never* the dudes with actual big, girthy dicks who whine about wearing a condom. Without fail, it is always the dudes with the solidly low end average dicks.

Doctors and scientists: two groups of people who should never say "uh-oh" when doing sensitive work.

What the heck is "on fleek"??

RIP Virginia's liver. :(

Thanks man, I'll never sleep again

'Noah's hometown of South Africa'. You either mean 'Noah's home COUNTRY of South Africa' or 'Noah's hometown IN South Africa'.

Just in time for the holidays "Mulled Sizzurp"

I'm pretty sure "breading" a cow is just a chicken-fried steak tbh.