Thank you for writing this Rebecca. Purm was also a badass feminist and loved Jezebel.

my goal tonight was to not cry…WELL YOU FUCKED THAT ONE THING FOR ME REBECCA HOW DO YOU FEEL NOW?!?

you know what I find offensive? 18 year olds getting shot and prosecutors intentionally throwing the case

I had to do it in pieces. Read. Stop. Breathe. Try not to vomit. Calm down. Ready. Stop. Breathe. Try not to vomit. Consider Xanax. Read. Stop. Breathe.

Oh god. The hip thing....for some reason that one gets me more than the others. I stayed out of the sun pretty much compulsively, so even in my 40's I really don't have a line on my face (thank you!), but, the random "hip/back/I can't digest anything anymore" thing makes me feel like sex on a stick, I tell you. Whoo…

There is a precedence to this though. Bill Gates wound up making his fortune when someone noticed his firebreathing act when he used to open gratis for REO Speedwagon, and Warren Buffet got his start working for free as a ring girl in backyard wrestling tournaments that were frequented by Wall Street talent scouts.

I am beyond glad that I never had to be 14 and deal with a 40 year old making suggestive comments.

I'll defend my right to use Ranch as a dipping sauce of both french fries and pizza crust for as long as I live...

And to drink.... PERU!

I'll have the EasyPad Thai, hold the ramen noodles and fish oil, with a side of toast.

Some of these could not look more like vomit if they actually were vomit. I think that tuna casserole actually IS vomit, and whoever posted it is just fucking with us all.

Beverly in NC: Hi, I just wanted to follow up on what Anthony said about that n—

Daddy paid for her pain. Then they walked away.

The band immediately attempting to distance itself from the suit

She's also really young so she'll help us out and try to learn but sometimes she just falls asleep because she gets really tired.

It's always important when model-hot women take a stand for normal people.

I'm technically 40. But I vote like a 25 year-old. Does that count?

Bonus points for using "rake," "deign," and "callow" all in the same paragraph, Pinkham. Even more bonus points for spelling "deign" correctly. It's a good day for word nerds around these parts.

Geek Love needs to be an HBO miniseries directed by Guillermo del Toro.