Hey, no one said you had to have all your drinks served in coconut shells with little paper umbrellas, and frankly, coconut schnapps is the work of Evil (redeemed by coconut rum in strong coffee with a little cream.) All I am trying to say is that coconut milk is delicious, wondrous stuff, and it boggles my little…

I...what...no. How...Im confused. Youre really an alien, right? How can you not like coconut? Its like hating, I dont know, vacations with a gratis drinks cart that follows you around.

On an unrelated note, I strongly approve of your user name.

Not racist but all dinosaurs kinda look alike when they're grossed out

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OK also can I go all fangirl-ish; BEST screen name ever!

This is the first time I have ever been genuinely curious as to who the d-bag was. Any guesses?

Oooooh no. Coconut water and coconut milk are worlds apart. I actually quite like coconut water, but it is an acquired taste. Coconut milk is not acquired - you are born loving it

Did you mean to call her genitals her gentles? Cause that is now my favorite genital euphemism ever!

Oh THAT'S who that is. I was wondering.

I love coconut milk in curries and I was surprised how gross I found coconut water the one time I tried it. It seemed like sweet, thinned down saliva or something. There's just something horribly clingy about it.

I fell for that too once - that shit nearly came straight back up. Tasted like a 13 year old who just discovered body shop's armpit.

Heh, my sister mixes coconut water with pineappple juice sometimes, and more than anything it just tastes disappointing. Like, you'd REALLY rather be drinking a Painkiller but you ran out of rum.

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OK, coconut water mixed with pineapple juice sounds like a goddamned horror show.

Burn horrible companies that treat everyone like shit, burn!

Whaaaa....... Vanilla vodka in them?!?! Genius.

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