this is so sweet and perfect. irritating and funny, COMPLETELY harmless and ultimately a very sweet action.

Many in my HS class ('86) did this as well (can't remember if it was marbles or pennies; I was giving a speech and announcing names and did not participate in this so can't say for sure). Must have been part of a movie or book that was popular in mid- to late-80s to give folks this idea

That is awesome!

Aww.

the graduating class before mine did a safe, funny and endearing prank:

Senior prank or señor prank?

I never watched Sleeping Beauty growing up, and I remember finally catching on television as a teenager and hearing that line from Maleficent. Calling on the powers of Hell and turning into a fucking dragon is probably the most metal thing I've seen in a Disney film.

The Road. This book depressed me for weeks. Completely, unrelentingly dismal vision of how the Earth ends.

I think I'm going to throw up.

That shit is really starting to bug me... Can't I just pay five bucks for a decent puzzle game and be done with it?

They would likely be less stressed if the penguins stopped trying things.

That is because summer is the worst of all possible seasons. You "do" summer by staying indoors and never, ever, EVER going outside for any reason.

Yeeeeahhhhh, noooooooo brb screaming *silkwood shower*

I've pointed out in the past: lobster mac and cheese is the douchiest, most hipster side dish in existence. It's never as good as you think it's going to be, it'd ludicrously overpriced because lobster, and it's just an all-around disappointment.

Whatever, her tits still look good. Set 'em wild, set 'em free.

He meant that since her body didn't properly shut down, then it wasn't legitimate rape. Because science.

This guy is like an Onion article that went sentient.

What the hell is Milk And Honey Original Cafe Mix?