Empty beer bottles, crumples newspapers, ash...YOU GUYS MY KITCHEN FLOOR IS A MASTERPIECE. I'M FINALLY USING MY ART DEGREE.

I want to time travel and hug the children you were, and I want to regular travel and shake the hand of the adult you have become.

Exactly. This is just as bad as when Jenny McCarthy stated that immunizations gave her kid autism.

The unforeseen consequences of a child I couldn't provide for, or of failing to attend work because of debilitating menstrual cramps/nausea/vertigo/diarrhea are also pretty severe.

I don't mind a documentary that covers all angles, but something tells me this will be closer to concern-trolling my uterus.

Haha you win!

Yes, I was also shocked to learn that mammals have hair. Shocked.

I do not find Mia Farrow's graphic illustration of the destruction of their family due to Woody Allen cheating on her with her teenage daughter to be as shocking as the actual destruction of their family due to Woody Allen cheating on her with her teenage daughter.

But how late of bedtimes are we talking? 9pm? 10pm? What about people in different time zones?

Shutthefrontdoor — cheese dip recipes?!

MCA could have used that serum...

Not until I'm jetskiing in Barbados with Rihanna.

word, and I am basically Cheech, so....what's all that about then?

I know a little Edith who goes by Edie.

Colton is NOT a hipster name. That is a white Southern suburbs name. Colton plays JV football and attends Vacation Bible School. Get with it.

I was just watching a documentary on the chimpanzee. I enjoyed watching the part where mumma chimpanzee put the placenta in a waterproof bag and then blogged about it. AHH NATURE.

So smoochable!
So we are not amused!

LOL. Never mind. Not awake.

I think the thing is that in a world without the pressure described in the other thread, you wouldn't have to worry about it one way or the other, you know what I mean?

Yeah, you could almost set your watch by him. He gets a 2+ hr and 1 hr nap during the day. If he misses the later, 1 hr nap, he gets super-cranky and conks out earlier. Oh, and he sleeps until about 7 AM. So he gets his recommended 13+ hours. As he gets older and phases out naps, his bedtime will get earlier.

Back in ye olden days, like literally, BC, white women wore braids in their hair. Most women with long, flowy hair did (which was most of them) because it was a pain in the ass, and b) kept hair that wasn't washed a s frequently neater/less tangled.