I imagine they're around $3000 a piece. That's the going rate for the top of the line RIC (receiver-in-canal, which this hearing aid is) hearing aids these days.

Without insurance coverage, the average hearing aid costs between $1400-3000 depending on features. I imagine this one is closer to $3k. The $1400 ones are rather barebones.

Empty beer bottles, crumples newspapers, ash...YOU GUYS MY KITCHEN FLOOR IS A MASTERPIECE. I'M FINALLY USING MY ART DEGREE.

I want to time travel and hug the children you were, and I want to regular travel and shake the hand of the adult you have become.

Exactly. This is just as bad as when Jenny McCarthy stated that immunizations gave her kid autism.

The unforeseen consequences of a child I couldn't provide for, or of failing to attend work because of debilitating menstrual cramps/nausea/vertigo/diarrhea are also pretty severe.

I don't mind a documentary that covers all angles, but something tells me this will be closer to concern-trolling my uterus.

Haha you win!

Yes, I was also shocked to learn that mammals have hair. Shocked.

I do not find Mia Farrow's graphic illustration of the destruction of their family due to Woody Allen cheating on her with her teenage daughter to be as shocking as the actual destruction of their family due to Woody Allen cheating on her with her teenage daughter.

I could actually recommend Mouse Guard to readers younger than Middle school.

But how late of bedtimes are we talking? 9pm? 10pm? What about people in different time zones?

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MCA could have used that serum...

Not until I'm jetskiing in Barbados with Rihanna.

And yet, it could still make more facial expressions than Kristen Stewart. . .

word, and I am basically Cheech, so....what's all that about then?

I know a little Edith who goes by Edie.

Colton is NOT a hipster name. That is a white Southern suburbs name. Colton plays JV football and attends Vacation Bible School. Get with it.

I was just watching a documentary on the chimpanzee. I enjoyed watching the part where mumma chimpanzee put the placenta in a waterproof bag and then blogged about it. AHH NATURE.

So smoochable!
So we are not amused!