Now this movie sounds bad enough, but why oh why did you have to bring Lars and that deeply disturbing movie into it? STAHP!

If you took everything I've pinned and made it into a wedding, it would just be vomit. Like total hipster trash vomit. One or two things? Lovely. Beautiful.

Damn. That's the one I wanted!

haha, I knew I was hitting a soft spot in the trailler park.

Actually, I want her to marry Frank N. Senns. And obviously, their daughter's name is Golda. Please universe, make this happen.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!

"Balls", said the Queen. "If I had 'em, I'd be king".

I had never considered it, but that's perfect!

100% pro-choice here, and it's wonderful that abortion is shown as a medical procedure without stigma, but really?! In a wedding announcement? Did the best man give a rousing speech about their union and also mention Haslem's painful kidney stones? Or athlete's foot? Bizarre thing to include.

The only thing sadder than a brownie for one is not having a brownie for one. You might think "OMG, Loneliness." We confident types think "MMMM, Brownies."

I don't think they want that, but they also don't want businesses to be able to legally discriminate against people. It isn't about the individual wedding so much as the photographer openly discriminating against a protected (in NM) class of people.

Flame away, but I would so much rather have someone refuse to serve me outright than have some bigot begrudgingly memorialize one of the happiest days of my life. Let them stay home with their hateful juju.

Every picture I ever post of myself with the very rare (like 2-3/year) exception is make-up free. That is just how I look every day. I guess I'm just a freaking hero filled with bravery every damned day. LOL

Look, can we all just admit that Kevin Conroy who voiced Bats in the DC Animated Universe will always be the best Batman of all time and move on with our lives?

I think I've fallen in love with you. Your post... I meant your post... I've fallen in love with your post. HA HA HA... phew almost had a little mis-communication there. Sooooo, I'll, uh, I'll see you around then.. sometime... bye now.

Hermes scarves used to (and probably still do) come with these little "knotting cards" to show you how to turn them in to something like a sassy little top, or a head wrap, aaand yes. A "carry all" shoulder bag. Which you can fill with cronuts and half-bricks, and then use to like, whop poor people who are…

I work in music journalism. We're hardly ever allowed to just jump in the press pit and shoot video, but everyone behind the pit is bootlegging the whole show.

Why do you even bother addressing individual points? He's so full of shit I don't have the energy. If you had the chance to address him, just tell him to fuck himself and fall off a rocky cliff.

I've always been a small size and every time I go into pretty much any store all I end up saying is "I guess all the small people shopped early!" because there are always XXLs and never Smalls and Mediums. Though, I'm not an Ann Taylor/Lululemon/whatever person. I'm a Target/OldNavy/Gap person.

Speaking as a size 4 woman who can't fit into their workout wear correctly, I find the store to be completely maddening. Their prices, the store in general, the fact that hardly anyone can fit into their crap. I've had a gift card for the place for months and months...I won't even buy yoga blocks there. They…