"Name 2 presidents who have died in office: three who were assassinated."

Strawberry? Meh. The brown sugar one, now that would make a good ice cream sandwich.

I'm not crying you're crying SHUT UP.

Yea...that's got to be it. Onions...somewhere...are being chopped.

Are you really going to criticize microwave cake? Microwave cake is amazing and should be inviolate. Besides, no one has to wait in ridiculous 6 am lines dressed in Cronut Cosplay to get a microwave cake. And, unlike cronuts, you can make one yourself out of flour, water, some old gum and a paper clip*.

I found this gif of Charles Saatchi that was apparently taken while he was dictating his press release.

well...in their defense, the concept of consensual sex is probably beyond their abilities to grasp.

If you throw in a hyper-butch Mountie (in uniform at all times) and a proud Inuit lesbian, I can make this a hit.

When I was in college — a cushy, wealthy, liberal-arts college — there was a lot of talk of "self-segregation." As in, "why do all the black kids sit together in the cafeteria?" To which a wise woman replied, "why do all the white kids sit together in the cafeteria?"

As a straight man, I think I have the necessary distance to talk about this objectively. Now, obviously the political tensions between Saudi Arabia and the UAE are one factor, but I think dismissing the well documented link between hostility and repressed sexuality in highly masculized and patriarchal cultures is...…