Senior prank or señor prank?

I think I'm going to throw up.

That shit is really starting to bug me... Can't I just pay five bucks for a decent puzzle game and be done with it?

That is because summer is the worst of all possible seasons. You "do" summer by staying indoors and never, ever, EVER going outside for any reason.

Yeeeeahhhhh, noooooooo brb screaming *silkwood shower*

I've pointed out in the past: lobster mac and cheese is the douchiest, most hipster side dish in existence. It's never as good as you think it's going to be, it'd ludicrously overpriced because lobster, and it's just an all-around disappointment.

Whatever, her tits still look good. Set 'em wild, set 'em free.

He meant that since her body didn't properly shut down, then it wasn't legitimate rape. Because science.

Nailed it! Let's play Bingo.

Hear hear, we have this debate monthly and it is so tiresome and predictable. The same exact comments and responses are given each time;

This guy is like an Onion article that went sentient.

You ain't the only one, sister.

I want to go to there.

"Baby on Board?" More like "Baby on Bored."

Also...what's up Will's Arms.

Somebody make the word "normcore" go away.

I do appreciate that Whatchamacallit bars made the top 5 (those things are criminally underrated), but your placement of Cookies and Cream (which contain NO ACTUAL CHOCOLATE) above Hershey's Dark negates any goodwill you garnered. GOOD DAY, SIR.

What the hell is Milk And Honey Original Cafe Mix?