"pregnat"

So wait, are the WalMart employees who are on SNAP (because corporate welfare, not real public assistance) expected to police other people who are buying food with SNAP benefits?

I would've rung that church bell for two hours - or had someone do it for me so I could get in with my shizz.

That seal does not want to share his fresh, fee-range linguinies.

I'm skinny as hell. Just look at all this skin - it wobbles when I wave...

In a bowl - as soup.

Once a very long time ago, I tried to have a reconciliatory lunch (at the Olive Garden of all places) with an ex the day after Valentine's.

I was hung over, still wearing the dress I'd worn to the V-Day party the night before (and for an 8 hour shift at the "Lifestyle Emporium") and cold because the ex's cigarettes…

I still miss the lemon Chalet creme cookies.

Lightening is what one does to their hair or a birth mark.

Lightning is a meteorological phenomenon.

My Mother-in-Law still, to this day, has to ask the server at our local Mexican eatery for "extra corn tore-till-yas".
Mortifying.

You and I would be the worst pizza buddies, Colin.

I tried to figure out how to contact a staffer to let them know about this developing story - ALSO here in the Mountain state - but had problems navigating contact buttons from my phone:

Amanda Palmer = Ursula Monkton

Can we talk about how they hide the clearance rack full of XS and S (almost exclusively) smack dab in the center of the Plus department. Infuriating! I see a fabric that isn't jersey in a fun print - I can almost guarantee it's from the teeny-tiny rack...

Oi vey.

shutthefuckup.

Acceptable man jewelry: One woman's opinion...

If you look up into the article, it's a typo - "neural" as opposed to "neutral".

I wanted to know more about the brainy eyeshadow the sisterhood was working on.

I want to know more about this "neural eyeshadow".

Reason eleventy-billion and three that you should take your work to a professional (and preferably locally/independently owned) photo lab (google is your friend). We might giggle about the silliness of your images, or judge the work of your photographer, but we're not going to turn you away for THIS kind of shit.