5'11" - who knew!?

Whitney Cummings is tall? She looks so tiny...

I got my IUD almost 13 years ago - 7 weeks to the day after my first son was born.

After a while reading it, I decided to take a shot every time she referred to "down there" as the "apex of (her) thighs".

Mine is shoulder/jaw, foot, I can't digest anything anymore (oh gawd did that sound/smell come from ME!?). Also - a goth existence form puberty on has left me with the face of a thirty-something, but the body shit is getting really annoying.

Gals with unruly boobs that try to go adventuring on their own accord whilst their mistresses attempt to slumber.

Some of us own "sleep bras". Oh tig ol' bitties, why you gotta be so UNRULY!?

I had the misfortune of having a bubble butt from the jump, yet tall early, so from the back, I looked like a very shapely gal. When I turned around, I was obviously was much younger than my posterior seemed to imply.

At a very young age, some very inappropriate things were said to me, and my poor single dad had to…

Now I'm scurred. I'm not very good with breads or pastas from scratch... I'll look over the recipe again.

NOw I just have to find the noodles - I'm betting the Healthy Life Market has them.

THANK YOU!
I looked it up, it sounds delightful. It has been added to my list of meatless meals to make this week.

Chest cold?

Thank you! It was going to be my roller derby moniker until I realized that derby was SUCH a bad idea for a person with ankles as shitty as mine. But such a nom de guerre is too good to be wasted, so I'm using it here!

My citizenry is well-established! What are you? Some coconut birther!?
And I would totally hate hate a vacation with gratis drinks cart following me around if ALL THE DRINKS WERE SERVED IN COCONUTS!!!

LAWS!!! MORE STARZ HERE!!!!

ALL TEH STARZ!!!

"I have a grey mouse in my hands. What color mouse do you have??"

Why thank you!

Good points.
OK. They can have Georgia and Florida, but SC is off limits. They are not allowed Charlie-South.

Hey now. I like the civilized parts of Ga, Fla and SC!

Coconut milk is why I don't like Thai curries, but do like the curries from the VietNamese place around the corner - or, well, did. He does one curry - with chicken and I stopped eating things with heartbeats on doc's strongly worded suggestion.