DED2me.

I totally sent you a FB friend request based on those three letters. I dig it if you don't add Kinja folk, but you've quickly become my fave poster, so do with that what you wish.

NOT IT!!!

My Darling Beloved has informed me it was coconut *water* that I drank (apparently there was also pineapple juice in the mix as well, because I love pineapple). Nonetheless, , to quote Jimmy Fallon - "EW!"

I am a fan of Raspberry Lambic (and the fancy caged cork and all the pomp, etc.)!

Coconut is wrong and horrible, as is coconut milk. I was tricked into believing that coconut milk was the only way to cure a hangover (as a 41 year old woman, I should know how to cure a hangover, but I never get them, so I have little skill in killing the enemy I never meet), and that may be true; but it still tastes…

Butterscotch toffee coffee LAMBIC!? We have no TJ's, Ralph's or Bev and More here in BFE, but we have a couple good beer&spirits shops. I'll try those!

A couple years ago, I was visiting pals in NYC and they took me to a Philly Cheesesteak restaurant that was all the rage at the time (I wanted street food, but whatevs). We took up two tables, it was a crowded place on the edge of the financial district and the coat and tie set were being douchebags all around us.
Our…

Once, while in NJ, I ordered a Diet Coke (I gave them up nearly 3 years ago, no looking back), they put lemon in it. Apparently, the only real difference between a DC and DP is lemon juice/oil, because I was appalled that my DC tasted like DP after the addition of lemon!

Pardon??? What is this heavenly concoction of which you speak and where might one procure said elixir???

He just likes the way it smells...

Late-night talk show monologue writers nationwide rejoice.

There's a way to write that:

Lena Dunham, bravely spitting in the faces of the Patriarchy and the Fashionistas everywhere since, like, before it was cool...

YES. With no weird gap at the back because no one has figured out how to mass produce pants for women that simultaneously fit the ass, hips, waist and crotch just right.

I am a hetero flexible lady with a husband type male in my home and two cis-gendered male children types of 12 and 11 years of age.

I *JUST* discovered that very rarely do men use the Y-front of their underwear as an exit point for their junk so that they might urinate!!!

I THOUGHT THAT WAS WHAT THAT BIT OF ENGINEERING…

Yes, every human should get to switch genders for two weeks (so there's less chance for a guy to get a solid week of PMS/period/blah blah blah and enough time for good stuff like multiple orgasms and that fluttery feeling you get when you are at the precipice of joy and being turned on).
That being said, I would spend…

Ozzy: "Kelly"

I live a stone's throw from the Mason-Dixon Line. I've travelled north and south. Southern racism is more overt. Northern racism is more subtle.

One word:falafel.