OMG - if you tell me this all happened in Charleston, WV, I could A: tell you where this happened and B: name the creepster.

Math, wut???

When my kids graduate, I'm hoping they'll come up with something with similar tone.

jool-ree.

for all I know, it was an old pickle jar, still...

the graduating class before mine did a safe, funny and endearing prank:

I'm seriously hoping this looks so wonky because crappy smart phone lens + too high an overhead angle = oddly appearing body proportions.

I'm not sure if it belongs on this particular list, but someone mentioned the balls in rose water syrup they give you at Indian restaurants and it reminded me of the WORST THING EVER CONSUMED by yours truly: Masala lassi. I love a mango lassi, Chai masala is a delight. Masala lassi - Kali spunk served just below…

Shit, bitches. I live in WV; the scrunchie never LEFT.

Christ, go to Louisiana. We were there for vacay a few years ago and everywhere they went, alligator this and alligator that. At one restaurant, they brought our bread to the table with a variety of flavored butters, which the server introduced as, "Garlic butter, strawberry butter, honey butter, and smooooooooooked…

Some of those are tarts.
/the same could be said of the Jezebel kinja community.

You forgot this one:
"Because WHORE!!!"

I'm a positive person. I'm pretty good at finding good things to concentrate on in other people. I figure the man will be king someday, he can be spindly and horsey and still do okay for himself - obvi.

I'm saying I like what I see.
End of conversation.

Ok then, what is a gun with lithe and enticing definition???
A gun that looks like it knows its way around a chaturanga or twenty???

wha?

Warren G. Harding died!!??

Well, shit...

YUSSS.

Who knew Future King had GUNZ!?!?

So, basically, I disagree with everything about this list with the exceptions of Mallo Cups at the bottom of the list and the Chunky/raisin wrongness. Obvi you like the M&M/Mars mix of chocolate over Hersheys - I GET IT.

What I DON'T get is your love of both Resse's AND Kit-Kat as well as Cookies and Creme but ZERO…