megandailey
Virginia Dentata
megandailey

Forgive my lack of knowledge. I've lurked about here for quite awhile, but I still have much to learn of The Way of the Kinja.

WTF is a GTer???

My MIL says "tore-till-yas" - as in those things they give you as a vehicle for salsa to travel from your bowl to your mouth.

I look forward to a full assault battlefield conflict.
Bring milk.

Will Smith is a doo-doo head and so is that wench Little Debbie.
Nutty bars (as well as any wafer-based confection) are an affront to the pastry arts.

Nuh uh.
YOU are.

I agree entirely except for the part about Nutty Bars being good. Bottom of the list - even below both Banana Satan Cocks.

Photoshopped, guaranteed.
NO ONE's face looks like that OOC.

Am I allowed to find it ADORBS that you clarified OMD for me???
As previously mentioned - OLD; I would know OMD (including the gorgeous Latinate "oeu" of Manoeuvers) with nigh zero brain function.

I first thought of the eighties hair metal band; because OLD.

A-1 on hash browns.

My kids love real maple syrup; I was raised by wolves and only had "real" a few times in my life before adulthood and was always thrown by it's thin-ness.

I quit with e-cigs.

I used the e-cig for two weeks (I smoked one "real" cigarette early on because the battery on my e-jobbie had died) and then accidentally left my e-cig at home. I told myself it was only a ten-minute drive home if the day became intolerable. I made it the whole day, so I challenged myself to go a

*accidentally

Right!?

My stylist jokes that every time I come in to get my brows "tidied" she calls "Brows of Love" so that some poor gal w/o proper forehead adornment might live proudly once again. Despite it being an aesthetician no-no, I have her wax above AND below the primary brow form because this gal has some BROWS.

Am I the only (strongly hetero leaning) woman on earth COMPLETELY MORTIFIED by male strippers/exotic dancers/Chippendales, etc...

LIFE has risks and side effects.