The Kitchen House explores this white woman v. black woman from an interesting narrative perspective. The narrator starts out in the kitchen as an indentured servant and *thru the magic of fiction* dramatically changes status in the Master's home.

Even as a child, my dad walked like he was late for EVERYTHING (maybe he was, I didn't own a watch until I was 16); because of this, I walk like I am being hunted TO THIS DAY. Mr. Dentata constantly complains that I walk too far ahead.

Therefore, my anecdotal knowledge renders this study MOOT!

Is it the un-pretty side of my psyche that whole-heartedly wants to believe that when the DL says he is appreciative of a beautiful woman, that he sees a different beauty than what we've been spoon-fed to think of as beautiful?

Basically, I'm asking, "Will the Dalai Lama think my gappy grin is endearing? Because it…

I will trade you ALL THE KUNG PAO for one hedgie and an afternoon spent leaned against an old stone wall reading and sipping the wine.

My question as well.

What fucking part of the human body was that even on!?!?

Oh Christ.

Save us all from the too-smart and socio-sexually inept young man.

I chased and was chased by a few variations of this dude throughout high school and the early part of college (competing Nationally in Speech/Debate and Quiz Bowl-type competitions gave me plenty of access to my preferred lady-boner material:…

Regardless, he's cute as hell and I want to wub his wittle belly. Yes I do.

SHUT.UP.

I ain't sayin' nuthin' 'bout nothin'; just noddin.

You snooze, you lose. I mean look at him, wearing metaphorical suspenders and everything. ROWR!

And a full beard, oh mama!

Rum also tends to wear large print, loud Hawaiian shirts without a hint of irony.

My vagina is ashamed.

Much like the time I woke up after the sexy dream about the wife from Dream On.

I'll take the dude in tree pose with a semi. thankyouverymuch.

Are there people in chairs in Congressional offices today to take phone calls from constituents?

Patrick even *looks* like an asshole.

Have fun at attitude camp!

Sooooo Tasha Reign read Anne Rice's Beauty trilogy.

I know, right!?

What happened to the good ol' fashioned fist fight!?

MAYBE this adorable kitty has an astigmatism!