You have a hedgehog!?

I want one!

Ahhh, I hope to one day feel proud and brave enough to request ACS and know I deserve it. Good luck!

Is it just me, or does Seth Myers look like Dan Savage's long lost brother?

I understand, really I do.

Honestly, I think it's just because I see people so heartbroken over poorly executed photography that I even pause to say, "Hey, but what about...?"

Who in the Hell wants to force a photographer to shoot their wedding if the photographer finds them so.so.so. gross and terrible.

Believe me. I see the work of photographers who don't have any heart in what they're doing all the time. It's heartbreaking.

Please tell me that's supposed to be "post-baby bodies" and not "post-body babies".

My redneck uncle posted this yesterday on FB:

Wait.

If I have the fat from my butt injected into my hands...

When Mamma first picked up the ickle baby BY ITS HEAD (!!!), I was all "ONOES!!! the bebbeh gon get its skully crushed!!!"

Them Mamma wrangled bebbeh and bebbeh had Mamma NOMS and all was good.

Then there was ice cream.

So... hamster cheeks are some kind of mammalian Tardis?

I'm down; but only if Fat Amy can figure out how to make "Baby, It's Cold Outside" about 110% less rape-y.

Ain't it a bitch, being professional and following rules?

Wait.

"Yes, I agree there should be some common etiquette — no sticking your camera into the aisle and decapitating the paid photographer to get a shitty shot of the newlyweds. The iPhone photog needs to be aware of their surroundings, and make way for the professionals to do their jobs. If you're not getting green to snap…

Wait!? Full brows??? Really!?

Oh gawd. I remember Old Navy's first steps into plus size were HORRIBLE.

Maybe it's a matter of perspective.

The problem is that retailers think that they lose money on plus size clothes.

Because the larger sizes are actually more in demand, if they produced more of the size 12, 14, 16 items and considered those standard then the smaller (0,2,4, etc.) sizes could be the same price with a higher profit margin. They would…

THAT is what I'm talking about!

I question Red's love and loyalty to Nicky.