I did see a mom with a newborn forget to tuck leftie back in when baby fell asleep at Target once.

SERIOUSLY.

Family values.

Somewhere a hipster just got super excited.

Honestly, that lunacy is what convinces me that something funny went down. It isn’t my business and I am not going to micromanage her uterus, but she is either an actively shitty mom or lying about something.

I am on that conspiracy train for life. No shame.

Dude, I have an iPod full of glee covers and Taylor Swift to donate to the cause.

2016: Off to a great start.

I was trying to think of a non defensive way to say that Minneapolis has a thriving food culture and pretentious people can go to hell.

I remember there was a tv special when I was a kid that showed her medical stuff, And around that time my mom had an implant start to leak and she got really sick so I probably just mixed the two up in my head.

Huh, I swear she had a bit about how she had pretty much all the plastic surgery and it almost killed her. I didn’t have the complete list of work done, but I figured boobs and nose were the standard starter package.

Be fair, I’m pretty sure those are aftermarket?

God, you are so right!

Because Christmas is over it it would be weird.

Bae is an atrocity, but basic is incredibly useful in that is the worlds best descriptor for my sister in law.

But that is some serious emotional distress that poor woman was put through. It would be a good move to do some kind of goodwill gesture to apologize.

I actually kind of agree with that though? Like it just seems too mean to take it away. At least give the girl another crown or something...

Is that a flaw or a feature?

Really? A couple years back I had an utterly unforgettable red wine cupcake. It completed me in ways that I did not know that I needed.

Does anybody really want their home to smell like wine?