I am 100% on team just feed your kids, but honestly the whole forced birth history of the Catholic Church and the very specific “I want you to breastfeed and I mean breastfed, not just feed your babies” vibe I am getting is kind of giving me the squicks.

It was 2015 we were all so young.

Ooh! Obese housecat!

Omg same! The first photo of him I saw other the ladies of Buffy I just got super skeeved and I hadn’t even seen the show!

I forgive her because she lived through sixteen years of her husband being lauded as a feminist god friend and champion paragon on virtue while he was actually screwing around on her. I would be pretty pissed off too.

Well this makes it just that little bit extra creepy that all his leading ladies look the same...

Oh you know that will never happen.

I hate every piece of this video that isn’t Melania’s dress.

I reeeeealy loved her terrible poetry. I still do. I love it almost as much as I hated that replacement theme song.

I didn’t know how badly I needed that, so many thanks.

I know right? I spent the entire movie waiting for her to get the hell off the screen, it was like she was a charisma black hole.

I am going to see the hell out of this movie knowing full well that I am responsible for the death of creativity in American cinema.

God and it is just the worst part isn’t it? The smug assholery as they burn down the country and blame us.

In my Amazon cart.

I can’t judge, I have been stress shopping for facemasks and glossier products.

It is crazy but if you watch her unfiltered videos you can actually see her old face moving under those injections. It is the saddest feeling.

I have a friend who likes that look. My theory is that since her skin is so bad she will embrace anything that makes full coverage foundation a thing and not a second best if you have to kind of thing.

Her glosses are pretty enough but that matte trend cannot die quickly enough. It starts looking like shit the second you move your face.

So I guess money can’t buy taste?

And yet my Facebook feed is still full of Bernie bros just like “abortion right shouldn’t be a democratic plank”