Yeah, a friend and I got jobs at a phone bank, but we both got fired after one day, and two days, respectively, because we didn’t follow the scripts and actually had conversations the customers. We had really high customer satisfaction, though.

I occasionally make transfers for people at work, and I’m always so tempted to just make up a confirmation number for those who ask for one.

I mean, it’s not completely *not* understandable — in the sense that United and ANA flights are often codeshares. For example just a few days ago I flew from Tokyo to the US, booked on ANA but it was a flight operated by United.

Ah! I see you have the machine that goes “Ping!”

To be fair, that’s probably the kind of thing she’d been told by a utility before.

My sister and her girlfriend can, as of about an hour ago, be more accurately referred to as my sister and her fiancée! Barf on that, Trump and Haters!

“Didn’t you run that charity elephant wash? Maybe that was it.”

I think the reason it felt so believable to WoW players is because HOLY SHIT were there some stupid people playing that game. We’ve all experienced the joy of a Leeroy in our group at least once.

Literally, the most insensitive thing any person could say to a couple going through infertility treatment is ‘why don’t you just adopt’ like it’s going to the fucking pound and getting a puppy. I spent a fortune on IVF and it was still cheaper than adoption.

I get that the internet exists so every dipshit can broadcast their opinion, but literally what is the point of ragging on a movie that you aren’t interested in based on a 2 minute trailer. Does it fill your cold, cold heart with joy? Do you think that Sandra Bullock and her gazillion dollars gives a shit what you…

He’s also going down that Pacino road where there are those couple of emotes you know are going to be in every movie until it starts to feel like self-parody. He’s best when he’s doing the unexpected.

I’ve missed Bullock and I forgot how much I love her. She’s the best when she’s playing kooky-funny.

Over under on Clooney making a last-minute cameo to save the day or least help the heist along?!

It’s a lot more complicated than “protein”. B12 for instance. Also the way digestive systems in different species are. Owls for example HAVE to have the whole mouse/rat. Fur and all. In “Wesley the Owl” injured owls who can’t survive in the wild were fed meat by scientists, but they got sick, the whole mouse was…

Obligate carnivores, or “true” carnivores, are those carnivores whose survival depends on nutrients which are found only in animal flesh. While obligate carnivores might be able to ingest small amounts of plant material, because of their evolution they lack the necessary physiology required to digest that plant…

Jesus Christ cats are OBLIGATE carnivores - they will literally die without protein. That is ignorant and cruel.

When anyone talks about veganizing cats, I just drown them out by yelling “TAURINE!” over and over. I hope one day at least one of them will look it up.

Thanks for pointing out that cats absolutely cannot be vegan. I tend to be pretty mild-mannered but someone at my college was talking about making their cats vegan and I flipped the fuck out on them. “IF YOU’RE SUCH AN ANIMAL LOVER WHY DO YOU WANT TO KILL YOUR CATS, FUCKO?” You (generic “you”) can argue that people…

That’s horrible! Cats can GO BLIND from being put on vegetarian diets, let alone vegan. You probably saved its life a little bit.