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Oct 24 2019
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My kid being in high school is very much like me being in high school. Everyone still ignores me. Perhaps I really am invisible.

Aug 30 2019
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None. After he walked out on me and the kids I made a big point of continuing to go absolutely everywhere that I liked because fuck him, I own all these places and HE can go find somewhere new if it bothers him. 

Aug 27 2019
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I’d like to see Bret Stephens work two hours in a telephone customer service or tech support job and then come at me about how bedbug is such a terrible thing to be called. What a fucking snowflake he is.

Aug 20 2019
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My ex used to be fine with it, but after he left he decided that anything the boys did at my place was Wrong and Should Not Be Encouraged. He was so into the idea that I was the Worst Thing Ever that he started drinking coffee because I don’t (he never did before he left). So now that we’re split up if the boys go Read more

Aug 20 2019
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aw, thanks! :) I would feel bad since I didn’t make it up though. You can make one of your own the same way I did, just copy this text and paste it in Word, print it out and frame it in something you have sitting around. It was that easy: Read more

Aug 20 2019
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I just made it in MS Word and bought a frame at a drug store. :) Here’s the text if you want to try to copy it and make one yourself (hope the Japanese copies right): Read more

Aug 20 2019
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Some dork was vaping in his seat at a Bill Nye talk in the big amphitheater downtown - an enclosed theater where they do Broadway tour shows. like. omg.

Aug 15 2019
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I am a mom to only boys (not on purpose, but it’s fine) and I don’t dig on this hashtag. My boys and I have a blast without having to be specific about our outward gender presentation, FFS. They wear kilts and nail polish and enjoy unicorns and rainbows and we all like comic books and sci fi and Legos and fairy tales.

Aug 8 2019
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ugh, I’m still stuck. (PC for work, no, I can’t negotiate, and iPhone for msg - so I can talk to the kids when they get home from school as they have iPads for school)

Jul 17 2019
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I was sad when they remodeled our local Red Lobster because yes, it is super freaking dark in there now, and they got rid of the gigantic floor to ceiling saltwater fish tank that was so pretty.