My son has a pair of plaid shorts that look sorta like boxers. But they’re really comfy. And my son is seven.

I know, right? I would say I have given hundreds of speeches that haven’t gone off the rails, but I wouldn’t say I am presidential.

Megyn, it is not 1982. People who are in charge of Megyn’s wardrobe, it is not 1982 and that big floppy bow doesn’t make her relatable. Do better.

I know where the car went in Thelma and Louise, and I’m not getting in.

The testifying was portrayed pretty accurately in Astronaut Wives’ Club.

And instead he’s arguing that eliminating such taxes and also eliminating the estate tax won’t help people like him at all. Suuuuure.

based on visual evidence

Palm Coast is nowhere near Palm Beach

As an actual Person in Florida, I do not find talk of climate change insensitive or offensive.

I was gonna say, there’s only one blue Kraft box I’m interested in.

My bird started imitating the sound of an electric drill after I built a loft near him. It’s... not fun.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Literature/Twilight Dang, I guess there wasn’t a whole lot original in it. By way of sparkles, they have http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BishieSparkle

Def sounds like a Mary Sue!

Well, she was defined as such in Scarlett, but I didn’t know that was canon! :D

All the fake humble-bragging from first person protagonists (which I’m assuming is mostly a leftover from Bella’s description of herself from Twilight?

OMG OMG OMG NO WAY SWEET

A “Wandering” shirt, a swayback pose, and a smize, you guys!

“The O’Hara’s estate.” Christ, it’s not even edited for English, let alone content.

I know, right? That Harbor Freight isn’t even in Orange County; it’s just over the Osceola County line.

In my relationship’s case it was a grad school “study buddy.” heh.