See, that’s my point though, I might have predicted that I’d react that way instead, until it actually happened to me. And you might not have predicted you’d behave that way, until it actually happened. I hope you are all OK.

That’s why it’s not a good achievement. And why he only gets one. But he still captured the event.

Aside from the racist bits just reading those transcripts made me nervous. They sounded so much like the voicemails my ex used to leave for me.

While I don’t think they’ll do it, it’d be a nice surprise.

I think that “achievement unlocked” should be one for the driver, one for that woman, and one for the videographer, at least.

Shock is a funny thing. After my highway crash where my car was totaled (I was well off the road), I put the car in park, put on the hazards, and turned off the radio before I even realized what I was doing.

This is the right answer.

You gotta use what you gotta use. Some of my fingers don’t seem to have the ability to ground the screen so I just use whatever finger the phone seems to recognize is actually a finger. I also have unreadable fingerprints. It’s also possible I’m invisible.

Uh, no? I don’t go out on the Internet trying to hurt people’s feelings. I’m not sure why you’d immediately assume that but OK.

I’ve had two Saturns and one was on the left and one on the right.

This should be in the headline.

That reminds me. I am American so I’m off to clear my shelves of all my Harry Potter stuff.

I totally agree with you. “Spat” is incorrect and unnecessary.

“I may not make an honest buck, but I’m a hundred percent American!”

Aww, poor guy. I have T-rex arms too. I actually almost sympathize with him on this.

One time the dudes to the right and left of me (they’d bought their tickets hoping the middle seat would be empty) shared a hot onion pizza across me for a whole flight. Fortunately it was a relatively short flight.

LOL

I know, right? I’m very willing to accept that CEOs may work harder than I do. It’s certainly possible. But no way do they work 200x as hard! heh.

Why should drivers be put out of work when they were the ones made Uber successful?

On another note, those of us with automatic headlights, why would anyone ever switch it off from the automatic setting? It blows my mind.