Q and A-hole?

A future documentary of Phil Jackson’s tenure with the Knicks will have John de Lancie as its star.

He’s under contract for the 2018-17 season and has a team option for the 2018-19 season.

Shaq was actually Danny DeVito size before Phil met him

Who would admit to that?

Phil is running the Knicks as a zen exercise

You know that fucker was making them buy name brand.

And Ben Roethlisberger and Mark Sanchez are tied for the league lead impermissible passes.

When this practice is inevitably banned, look for an article about it on Bar-Stool Sports.

I will now be more suspicious when I overhear people asking others for “some of that good shit.”

I didn’t see a Leonard Bernstein reference coming when I was reading this.

How does one go about determining if the Jets are tanking?

Sticking it to the Jets is more of a Sharks thing though.

I still think the most hilarious thing he could do to stick it to the Jets would be to sign Mark Sanchez and turn him into a starting NFL quarterback.

Sticking it to the Jets must be like writing something uncouth with a Sharpie on the non-bloodstained portion of an unconscious car accident victim’s forehead.

Global warming is the long game.

This is exactly how I was treated for constantly pissing my pants at work instead of simply getting up and going to the bathroom.

He shifted the platitude paradigm to maximize value for shareholders.

Trust the thermodynamic process.

“I walk into the gym, and there’s a little kid wearing a letter jacket that said ‘Under 10 National Champions’” Strickland recalls.