Jonathan Allen’s tweet of support would carry a touch more weight if he’d bothered to spell his coach’s name correctly.

“I feel like we should’ve been more aggressive with those cocksuckers,” he said. “Playing a backup cocksucker, why would you put us in man-to-man?... I think it was a bullshit [penalty] call, but I feel like you don’t put Fabian in that situation with a backup cocksucker. Trixie!"

Fucking dirt worshiping cocksuckers. Better than getting traded to the Yankton Snatches though.

I still think of Al Swearengen every time I see DJ’s name.

...you can’t get addicted to something you never try. This isn’t cancer. This isn’t Alzheimer’s disease, dementia, or something like that. This is self-inflicted.”

I don’t think Ben Roethlisberger deserves to be in the Hall of Fame, so much as he’ll force his way in, whether we like it or not. 

I know a family friend who looks a lot like Rapaport, thing is that family friend actually is in his 60s and you expect him to look like that, Rapaport looks like he died of an overdose in a swimming pool and someone forgot to skim his bloated corpse out so he just got bored and said “fuck it, lemme dry off and let’s y…

I love the guy, every time I see his picture posted on a story on one of the Giz sites, I invariably think to myself “Goddamn I’m aging well.” It’s a hollow high, sure, but you have to take your victories where you find them.

Michael Rapaport is only 48? Jesus Christ, dude doesn't get to talk about other people's appearance.

I kind of like that if you buy the Tebow helmet they will throw in a couple of loads of firewood for free.

Nothing new for Nance - he called this guy “Mr. Whip”

Holy shit, if you can’t trust football coaches & Catholic priests these days who can you trust?

Dan Snyder really needs to have Zach Brown banned. 

Me: I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again...I love the Hornet’s court design. The honeycomb pattern, the teal and purple, the mascot. Perfect. Watching their home games/highlights makes me happy, even though I have no connection with Charlotte whatsoever. Kind of weird right?

Or as it was done over 12 year period of time, how about how about at least 4,380 separate crimes, one for each day of the time period in question.

As far as I’m concerned- if you have

Remember when Our President was smarter than most of us? And could read? And write? Remember what it was like to have an intelligent President?

The sad thing is here I am saying that it would be the right thing for the NFL if a team signed him, and that I’d be a fan of whatever team did especially after being reminded how the Vikings treated Chris Kluwe. I’m on the right side of this issue, pal, just like you are. But...you are the liberal equivalent of a…

That may make you feel better, but you clearly aren’t paying attention to what is going on in America right now. Lotsa people still gleefully chanting Lock Her Up, cheering brown kids put in cages. If you don’t think Fox and it’s lemmings wouldn’t rile them up, with or without some (more) ignorant tweets from…

The titles for all Mushnick columns should really start with FWD: FWD: FWD: