Is Paul Lo Duca available?

Guys, it’s not Patriots fans who suck. It’s people from Massachusetts. 

I yearn for the days when the upper crust simply patronized the arts, instead of butchering them personally.

I’m glad there’s finally a white man who can look at the Harvey Weinstein assaults and go, “How is this about me?”

I suspect Sparano faked his death just to get Incognito to stop texting him.

I wouldn't even say Trump has a cool name

Every single person with the last name “Trump”.

Milton Bradley?

Sparano’s texts have a ‘How can I be noncommittal yet not have him murder me in my sleep’ tone.

*reads headline*

Looks like Papa John’s just found their new spokesman.

“We’ve seen this community change,” Linda Krakora said. “If we were racists, we would have moved out of Maple Heights a long time ago, but we didn’t. We stayed.”

I’m way too lazy to do something like that. Once I make it home, I ain’t going out again. Unless I’m hungry.... maybe.... nah, I’ll just eat cereal. Mmmmm, tastes like revenge.

He looks like the live-action version of Homer Simpson.

You don’t care. Fuck off.

“he does not seem to like the words “go away” when directed at him”

Yes! Enough of enough. Nothing can save these people because these people don’t want to be saved. They want to watch the world burn and hate everything. Enough of trying to appeal to them and to try and understand WHY they support this Hitler 2.0 piece of shit. They just fucking do. Okay? Now move on and call them…

I don’t care what NYT says...the people who attend his rallies are trash. Rabble. The sort the Romans stuffed their bread and circuses arenas with. They are garbage. Worse than garbage. 

“Brave rhetoric aside, it’s hard to celebrate Waters literally willing to put her life on the line when her own colleagues are quick to throw her under the bus.”

He ran unopposed in the Republican primary. His racism wasn’t a secret.