My ex-wife and I split about five years ago, and I was a novice cook at best. Once I was on my own, I consistently ate and, frankly, enjoyed cut up hot dogs mixed in with boxed mac and cheese. It was inexpensive, simple to make, quick, and filling. I called it my “world famous hot dog surprise” to give it some…

+1 kidney stone

As a Baltimorean and lukewarm Ravens fan I would like to say: Fuck Ray Lewis with a Natty Boh can - I’m embarrassed that either of those cheap knockoffs are associated with my fair city.

O’s fan here . . . I love what Jones did, fuck the man. He’s been a stalwart for us and a key piece in our brief resurgence, and the leader of the team. If the front office hadn’t made such boneheaded decisions over the last five years (Chris Davis, letting Markakis and Nelson Cruz go, Chris Davis, and Chris Davis),…

Hot take: Leonard’s behavior may be a bit counterproductive.

I completely agree with you. Screw Schumer, Pelosi, and any “democrat” in congress not willing to leverage their platform (i.e. do their freaking job) to point out that this administration is a travesty. My sincere hope is that both Schumer and Pelosi will have plenty of time after the elections to ponder why they’re…

God sure has blessed a lot of fucking assholes.

How does one do this on the mobile app?

How does one do this on the mobile app?

He’s at a very myopic stage in his life, I agree he could use some leeway here, but he did submit a question to a blog called “tough love.” He sucks at picking up clues, maybe the direct advice he gets here will help him be less needy in the future, or learn to pick up clues.

Some of my best friends are black and play hockey

I love Deadspin and I’m glad you’re here, another convincing yet not heavy-handed analysis. Thank you.

Snowflake! “You can’t hog all the misery!”

+1 used condom

I can’t believe he has 1.1 million followers

Certainly sounds reasonable . . . did anyone call her out on it? Or was it more like “Oh that Derek!” so sort of enabling it

I have a hard time believing a four year old would make up something like that and stick with it. Not saying it isn’t possible, but having experience raising children, I know they fold pretty easily under questioning.

Sadly none of this matters. At this point people who know 45 is a fucking clown and a garbage person know it and rightly despise him will maintain their feelings, and the folks who support him will do some mental gymnastics to excuse his actions will continue their support. It changes nothing, the merry-go-round will…

One definite rape and likely many more

Looks like the results of being a booze-hound to me