You should learn to read.

This is more embarrassing than my unintentional smear campaign against Sports Illustrated when Kathy Ireland was on the cover.

I, for one, applaud him on dilligently keeping the hairstyle from Something About Mary alive.

His son could tell you that unhealthy scratches are worse.

Something then provoked him to take a shot at the old man’s head when he wasn’t paying attention.

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Small Little Bone was the worst rapper in Bone-Thugs-N-Harmony don’t @ me. 

Gotta admit, in a story involving three baseball players and their wives, I did not think an overwhelming majority would have reasonable opinions. 

This is the moment in this Major League reboot (Major League: O Boy!) when the team goes on an epic run inspired by tearing off the stick-on clothes of the cardboard cutout of Peter Angelos.

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I have to say, as a non-Yankee fan, this systematic destruction of Jeter’s carefully crafted public image - largely at his own hands - pleases me greatly.

check out the big brain on brett!

You think this guy knows calculus?!

Somebody needs to find out who first adopted/came up with that haircut and punch them in the face as well. It’s like they told their hairdresser “Give me the Macklemore, but crank that shit up to 11.”

Oh, you all think this kid’s face is punchable in that GIF? You ain’t seen nothing yet.

I’m paying attention to him because The Ringer is treating him as a reasonable person and saying his book is worth reading, and I made sure to transcribe the conversation because I know one of the reactions to this blog would have been, “Oh, you’re taking this out of context.” So, there’s the context. I believe it’s…

so when the Bruins win the Cup on Wednesday will these ads then show up on the web browsers of poor children in Africa?

I guarantee Bumgarner has said “so much for the tolerant Left!” at least once in the past three years.

I never signed the “No Body-Snarking” Pledge. I will continue to critique the outward appearance of people I find to be ugly on the inside. I’m sure yours won’t be the only “tut-tut” I receive.  I’m looking forward particularly to Richard’s.