+1 triangle trade offense

Calm down, white’s-only knight.

I don’t think he’s related to Trump. And how do you know that the woman in that photo isn’t a prostitute?

The rare instance of a shirtless brawl not captured by a COPS camera crew.

Neither player really landed enough clean punches to get declared a “winner,” but if you take the other guy’s shirt off, that probably counts for something.

Now everybody’s going to try and be that Tongan fella.

Bob’s the one in hot water, on the left.

For being willing to risk and give their lives for the safety and security of strangers.

It’s almost as if he left the team in the middle of the night for someone else........................

It was very polite for the Colts to send all the other candidates home with ‘Finalist’ banners.

This is a good line.

The contract is for three years and comes with plenty of Percs.

Ahem.....

Think how easy the next American president will have it. Assuming there is another one, of course.

Police left after discovering that “burglary” is just what Gronkowski calls a cookout.

+1 you’re not my real dad!

“He does research, but picks interpretation’s he agrees with and then doesn’t acknowledge the significant disagreement among actual historians.”

He’s the best advertisement for listening to podcasts at 1.5 speed.

Go fuck yourself.

According to Buckley, it sounds like Reimer needs a come-to-Jesus moment. Unfortunately, everyone named Jesus in Boston has already been reported to ICE by their neighbors.