If the NCAA has any integrity left, they need to give the death penalty to each and every guilty program for a minimum of five years. They need to set a serious fucking example here, because let’s face it, this is likely happening at more than just a few schools. We’re talking about hundreds of millions of dollars in…

Doesn’t seem fair. Some of those board members probably haven’t even gotten the chance to be grossly negligent of monstrous crimes yet.

“Hold this piece of succulent lettuce.”

These fan-made Harry Potter sequels are getting out of hand....

“The city is firm on it’s refusal to pay money to help subsidize a new stadium. We are however, open to letting them sacrifice up to 25 towns people a year to their blood God, in hopes of gaining his favor and securing a winning season. Our stance is firm.”

“I think when you, you know, become 25 or, you know, in the 28 range, you tend to think about the game. And then when you, you know, get to be about 44, in that 44 range, you really figure it out. Like you spill some soda or something. Run the defense from Hoosiers. That sort of thing, right. These kids haven’t abused…

“They’re too immature.” - Man who at 39 got drunk, crashed his car into a telephone pole and then fled into the woods.

The Hertz, Avis, and Enterprise groups have all named Jason Kidd as their new spokesman

Joke’s on you: It’s actually Verne Troyer.

9 days in and we have the comment of the year.

I’ve found being anti Trump is kind of a litmus test for people I like. Finding out someone likes Trump these days is like finding out someone was a serial killer pre-Dotard, it represents a serious and obvious defect and it’s scary that you didn’t detect it based on other behavior.

The quotes attributed to Bannon were refuted by Bannon as “out of context” but it didn’t stop Trump from unloading on Bannon. The fact that Trump lashed out that way lends credibility to the quotes, and the fact that Breitbart published the stories all day without refutation from Bannon tells me that the quotes are…

The games should be played earlier for both the players and fans. And the championship should be on a Saturday. Same with the Superbowl. Forcing me to go to work tired and hungover isn’t cool.

Not for nothing, but the Trump family is REMARKABLY ugly. Like, there is no one pretty among them. It’s staggering. Usually even ugly people have one average looking child.

Never tell me the odds!

Classic Alpha Male posturing.

Michelangelo’s Last Supper but in Sandusky Ohio and bratwurst was used to illustrate the mystery of transubstantiation.

Twitter sucks extremely hard, but it’s nearly impossible to overstate the corrosive effect Facebook is having on public life, all the time, all around us.

“Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I’ve worked in a lot of offices, and I tell you, people do that all the time.” - George…

Well, when you got beat by the idiot stick, you apparently went back over and over. How about we aim our scorn at the rapist and not the victim?