I hope he still has the address of that coal mine.

And then he just stood there for two solid minutes pretending to make half-hearted attempts to break free itstead of just chilling out. It’s almost as if he just enjoyed the comfort of getting bear-hugged by his friend for awhile.

I’m willing to bet that she weighs the same as a duck

To be fair, his prospects weren’t looking too good at the time.

President - forgotten.

Tennessee apparently did give a fuck, as Jennings was kicked off the team on Wednesday.

I agree with the sentiment in general, but I think you’re jumping down the author’s throat for no good reason. If you take Hawkins’ quote as “Gabby has a story to tell but now isn’t the time” and Gabby’s statement on Twitter as her story, the headline isn’t saying “Gabby needs to tell her story”, it’s saying “Gabby…

The lapels on that suit look like they belong to a super-villian, not a run-of-the-mill murderer.

It’s 2017! And it’s also Thanksgiving! “Native American” police, for fuck’s sake.

It’s all about love, love.

For the second year in a row I will be making a roasted Brussels sprouts dish because it is the most underrated vegetable and pairs ridiculously well with all of the rich thanksgiving staples.

Jeez, she just cannot get a break.

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Naah there’s a lot of room for others on that list, looking at you Catholic Church. Feel free to add more...

Roger Goodell has just suspended Willie Mays for 6 games, and Willie Mays Hays 4 games, just in case.

“For over eighty years, the Hall of Fame has been a place to look up to, where the hallowed halls honor those who played the game hard and right. I hope the vast majority of the population couldn’t possibly care less about and it could stop existing tomorrow and life would go on for everyone. Most people literally…

Other recognizable ballots:

+1 for joke

Trump should learn some history before he mouths off again. You know what great American also didn’t stand for the National Anthem? FDR.

Leah Remini bringing down Scientology will even her scales after making King of Queens.