Please don’t defile Cookie Crisp like that.

Sounds like you could leave at 7am and have no worries.....

his best friend is black (and “lives in the condo I own”), so he couldn’t possibly be racist.

Do ‘words’ often precede ‘action’?

Dan Snyder is the first link behind JJ in the human centipede.

The NFL owners should make it up to the defense industry by letting them shoot Dan Snyder out of a cannon.

Goodell’s downfall won’t be his general incompetence or his wildly inconsistent disciplinary edicts, but simply lending a compassionate, open ear to players’ protests over police brutality and systemic racism.

This entire ordeal is pretty complicated, but I’m glad that we can all find common ground in saying “fuck the Cowboys.”

I grew up a Dallas Cowboys fan in Buffalo Bills country. (Long and corny story about an uncle who told a tall tale about being Roger Staubach’s backup... even when I figured out the truth, the affiliation stuck.) I stuck with them through the sad final years of the Tom Landry regime, basked in the glory of the early…

“We can’t have the inmates running the prison,” McNair said.

Dial 911? Whoah Einstein! That’s three whole numbers in a row. Whaddya think we are? Some sort of engineerin’ school with them fancy abacuses and whatnot?? Take yer big city ways outta the Hoosier state. We got no room for yer ARABIC numbers here!

He was about 5 yards away when he started to slide. This is clearly a dirty hit.

He was shining a bit of light on your blame the victim mentality. No, Joe Flacco wasn’t raped, literally, but Kiko launched after he was in his slide and seriously injured a defenseless player. It was flagrant as could be.

But if it was golden boy BigBen getting hit like that, homer Cower would have been calling for Alonso’s head.

The Baltimore O-lineman that pushes Alonso to the ground THEN dives onto him deserved to be ejected way more than Alonso did. ... That was something that served no purpose other than to try to harm Alonso and came close to starting an all out brawl.

This is the most Cleveland response to a guy getting concussed.

Listening to Cowher and Neon Dipshit defend this is amazing. It’s now Flacco’s fault for not getting down sooner.

I almost feel awful for mentally hearing Flacco say “Check please!” in a Daffy duck voice when he lifted his finger.

Nah, Girardi is one of the best managers out there. He relies on stats but still has enough trust in his people that he can lead from the gut sometimes. By all accounts, he nails that balance of “leadership” and “players guy” that’s so hard to find. Terrible move by the Yankees, but I hate them, so I’m happy

He’s probably just sexually repressed because he married his mom.