What does a Phish fan say when they run out of weed?

On the list of things I couldn’t care less about, this falls between “anything the royal family does” and “Kyle Schwarber.”

Apparently embarrassing to everyone except for the woman’s ass he slapped

Is he laughing, crying, or sharting?

I think as a society we need to begin to separate the modifier “Christian” from “values.” Some of the biggest assholes I know profess their “Christian” values as some sort of a defense against the fact that they’re actually scumbags, and people eat it up. The two words together in my strong opinion should be a red…

And he’s less likely to cry

+1 Steak filled with clock springs

I’m disappointed to see that Brandon Crawford’s hairdo seems to be proliferating.

Always nice to be reminded what a prick Joey Bell was.

I’m glad to see the dude with the Jennie Finch cleats turned out okay, I always wondered . . .

Frazier went on to say that, “I really enjoy playing drunk, and I hope to cut my career short on account of being a total boozehound.”

Settle down, it’s just an observation. Don’t kid YOURself that some kid in 2045 is going to give a shit about the list of perfect games . . . he could get Bill Buckner mileage out of this, even though the gaffe wasn’t his.  

I find this StatCast business to be quite intriguing . . . it would be cool to see how far the dongs would travel if there weren’t stadiums (stadia?) in the way. Or is that what is being measured? I’ve never been clear on that.

He’ll be more famous and less likely to be forgotten thanks to the bad call that cost him as opposed to having achieved the perfect game.

Chris Davis made several fine picks as well . . . the dreamy son of a bitch should get more love for his play at 1B.

The reference to the NCAA closing in was in regards to them closing in on him when Dennehy was killed . . . he was going to get busted for paying his tuition so he came up with the drug dealing baloney as a red herring.

What about the Giants?

He got burned by one bad decision, and it WAS a bad decision, Ubaldo seems a fragile sort, but he’s a great manager otherwise. He uses the farm system to fill gaps better than any manager I’ve seen (at least in BMore) and he has an innate understanding of how important a winning team is to the town, and he gets the…

What’s up with that hairdo?

Indeed . . . look at the mental gymnastics many of them participate in to defend Trump . . . all he had to do is say the bible is his favorite book, have his tart of a wife read the “our father” on TV, and say women should be punished for abortion. That’s enough for them, “he’s just like us!”