Look, the reason why our playgrounds are so dull is because Americans are very prone to sue. And why is that? Because of our shitty healthcare situation. In some cases, suing is the only recourse if you have to pay a huge unexpected medical bill. So, cool article, but way to ignore the single underlying reason for why…

It’s like a fine Cabernet and a block of Stilton blue cheese. The pairing shouldn’t work, but ultimately, it is exquisite.

f a c e  f l i e s

Interesting theory, but I can attest that the aspic and its attendant horrors are alive and well in Scandinavian cookery, and those are some of the least-oppressed women in the world.

don’t be coy

LOL. Who do you think this kind of kid grows up to be? The cops ARE the racist dumbfucks, darling. The call is coming from inside the house.

Republican Lt. Gov. Tate Taint Reeves

I see ads for insect-based protein with alarming frequency on my social media accounts. I think it’s dystopian as fuck. “Hey look folks! Sorry we screwed the planet with capitalism and factory farming! Why don’t we all chillax and eat mealworms intead? Alexa, order mealworms!” Stop trying to make eating bugs cool.…

Cool, but that woman in the article photo had better get her filthy paws off my dead boyfriend.

Panera could use a little Pantera

Hi, Jake

One can wreak a lot of havoc with decorative gourds.

It’s Georgian. Borjomi is the bomb. 

ALWAYS. Quid pro quo, Clarice. 

Ooh! Do one about cochineal! Or castoreum!!!

Wow, super surprised to see gjetost on the list! I’m half-Norwegian too and grew up on it. Whenever I visit the motherland I smuggle home a couple bricks. Also applauding the Stilton pick.  Surprised there’s no soft goat cheese on here though. That stuff is super versatile and I can put away a log of it in one sitting.

That’s a really weird restriction. I’m curious what other asinine rules your landlords have imposed on you.

duuuuuude

Counterpoint: Tom Waits is not awesome. He’s a maudlin, fake sad hobo clown. 

Uhh, the New York State Senate is lavish as fuck. It was the most expensive government building of its time. It’s amazing and I recommend a tour if you’re ever in Albany. Get cheesecake at nearby Cheesecake Machismo afterward. Hands down the best cheesecake I’ve ever had.