“I say, why, I SAY, wait just a cotton-pickin’ minute!”

Look, I’ve dumpster-dove in the past, but no way am I eating something some stranger’s lips have been on. That’s how you get the hep.

I’m slowly perfecting my pizza game. First, I started making sourdough crust, which was good, yet...lacking in texture. The game-changer was investing in a $5 pizza stone from a yard sale. The crust is so much better. Now I just need a real pizza peel, as I’ve been improvising with a record sleeve. Then, my pizza will…

The Americanization of different cultures’ foods is not at all the same thing as specifically trying to capture that colonial vibe, though. What this restaurant is doing is capitalizing on white folks’ fascination with the “exotic.” Having “safari” themed parties is also kind of tacky for the same reason because they…

Children Raised By Lesbians Do Just Fine According To Science

Personally, I’m diversifying my portfolio by investing in MegaMillions and Win4 in addition to Take5 and Powerball. 

I was going to say “stop promoting Barilla and its homophobic owners” but apparently they’ve made some changes, so now I don’t know if I should end my personal Barilla boycott or not. https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2019-05-07/barilla-pasta-s-turnaround-from-homophobia-to-national-pride

It’s also classist. No work or construction boots. 

Wasn’t drugging tricks Jeffrey Dahmer’s MO? I wonder how many bodies are on this dude’s property. 

I recently refused to give up my window seat on a bus for a teenager who wanted to sit next to her mom (by the time they got on, there were only single seats left, and I would have had to sit in the aisle seat, which is not great for passing out). I felt a little bit like an asshole, but what the hell kind of teenager…

Kate! This has been my summer of catch-and-cook obsession. It only happened once (so far!), with a sizeable bluegill. I killed it with the ikijime method (unlike you, I didn’t have a guide, so, I had to do a lot of youtubing). Cleaned and cooked it over the grill a few hours later. I thought I’d be a lot more repulsed…

Iran. Iran so far away. 

I tried to read more about this, but searching for “BBC Black Rod” did not turn up the expected results. 

Ahahaha, ok, I get it! I guess I just have more experience with Midwest closet bitches than with Southerners.

Down by Brooklyn’s infamous Gowanus Canal. I’m pretty sure a hobo was watching.

I believe the only fraction that mattered at the time was 3/5ths.

What about “cohort”? I finished graduate school in 2012 and back then we were simply a “class.” But now everyone is referring to their classmates as their “cohort.” It’s fucking weird. 

Are you from the Midwest, perchance, where niceness has been weaponized?

Thank you, I was very close to feeling sympathy for this dude

Good lord. What a waste of letters. It just sounds like you’re mad you can’t find out this guy’s sexual preferences because you have some sort of sexual fantasy about him, and not knowing if he tops or bottoms (or both!) is interfering with your fantasy.