welcome to the resistance, Patio.

well, why the fuck not? Life is hard, and then you die. 

It’s kinda dweeby. However— if you have, say, a rec room, or a little workspace/office separate from your main living area, you can totally display it there. Not in the bedroom. Not in the living room. 

Not gonna happen. The is the Age of the Double-Down.

Weird how “don’t be Black around police officers” isn’t on here, but ok

Just admit you blew it, dumbass. I’m so tired of people doubling down when they’ve fucked up. It’s one of the many things wrong with our country today. 

We found the fascist! 

Why is this article posted as being from “today 12:19pm” but the comments are from 2017?

You mean captain of the Costa Concordia

My local Key Food just started having a weird odor and at first I thought it was a dead rat but now I’m worried

Murder On The Orient Express (LANE TEN ITEMS OR LESS)

Hi! I stopped eating meat when I was 15. Haven’t thought about it in 22 years. 

Weinerlopnik

Bing Crosby

Large Marge damaged me as a child. If coming home at night I would run past the staircase to our 2-story building’s upper apartment without looking, for fear of seeing her. Also, more recently, the person behind the dumpster in Mulholland Drive. Fuuuuck that. 

Look, either he’s on a feeding tube and close to death or he’s not. Don’t get my hopes up with these dumb articles.

Well, the first and last time I played Grand Theft Auto, I went outside afterward and felt like I could punch a nurse and take all her money and everything would be cool, so I guess my belief in my own humanity was questioned at that point.

Agreed. Everyone thinks of “coming out” as one big moment, when in reality it happens over and over again. I “came out” to my super when he asked if I had a husband. I had to “come out” to the owner of the laundromat last week when she asked if my wife was my sister. This happens a few times a year. In every instance,…

Is the lead pipe in the conservatory? Are you Professor Plum?

Meanwhile, we’re keeping children in concentration camps. Imagine if we had a leader who was as concerned about that as he is about some woman dissing him.