There’s a Bible verse for everything!

Renee Bach, a native of Bedford, Va., has been back and forth between the U.S. and Uganda for more than a decade, eventually starting a nonprofit called “Serving His Children,”

The one true seltzer.

I love that whoever their tailor was for the Buckingham Palace trip, they purposefully fucked up the length of their waistcoats, knowing that these clowns have no idea about anything. Welcome to the resistance. 

Whenever I go to the beach I pick up at least three pieces of trash, even if it’s just bottlecaps. It helps everyone!

4 comments on this article in half an hour. You ok, bro? 

The controversy goes back to the 1970s, when Nestle was discovered to be promoting the use of formula over breastfeeding in developing countries, leading to increased infant malnutrition. Ain’t capitalism grand? https://www.nytimes.com/1981/12/06/magazine/the-controversy-over-infant-formula.html

The sad part is that RFK Jr. did some good work going after polluters as an environmental lawyer for Riverkeeper. He used to be someone I respected.

Sausage, obviously. Vegetarian bacon is the devil’s work but veggie links are pretty damn good.

Except Capt. Ron actually nails the landing

So, recently my 2-year old has experienced thunder, and it really scares him. He runs to me and hides his face in my lap and I try to explain to him how the thunder can’t hurt him, but he’s still scared. And weirdly, just this morning I was thinking about the Sandy Hook shooting, and how terrified those kids must…

When I bike ride, I frequently turn my head to look at the car behind me. This forces them to see my face and to recognize that I am a human being, and they usually either slow down or give me a wider berth or both. I’ve considered wearing a backward mask like I’ve heard people do to avoid tigers sneaking up on them,…

.....ok but look at that sideways gun shit the cop is pulling

“Let us be blunt” -- I see what you did there, TSA

where’s this guy when you need Him?

I grew up with one of these! Mom was hackin’ life way ahead of her time!

Oklahoma City Hop Bombing

Seriously. I have some cousins who are no winners in the genetic lottery, but they have wives and families because they’re decent dudes. 

ah, the banality of evil.

Why couldn’t it be ergot? would love to eat a ciabatta and start tripping ballz