or changing the colors to promote police supremacy.....that stupid ‘blue lives matter’ flag totally violates US flag code. idiots.

honest to god, my first thought

It was Thanksgiving Eve, I was 21, nursing my drink in a booth at the lesbian bar when this older, extremely butch woman asks if she can sit down. Somehow the conversation turns toward BDSM, which I had been curious about, but never actually tried... anyway, she’s a good conversationalist, I’m tipsy, next thing we’re…

I thought my Saturn was in Libra, not Michigan! 

hell yes

nice name-joke synchronicity (I’m a fan of old Evinrude outboards, even though it’s an emotionally abusive relationship).

...or the USA’s glaring problem of income inequality, which creates crime...

edit: I’m drunk

Who the FUCK where a hat inside? That’s what’s really wrong with this country.

WOW he’s like a hotter David Koresh 

So it automatically fails the Bechdel test, I’m guessing

Seriously, hire a designer. You can trade services and build your network. Hell, hire a graphic design student. They’ll appreciate the opportunity and charge much less, and you’re not undermining an honorable profession with these shitty websites and their shitty logos. The designers on these sites are based in countri…

Stepped into a Flushing-bound 7 train at Times Square and there was a hefty trail of blood running the length of the car. Everyone just stepped around it.

you know the drugs are good when...

Hell yes! Seriously, don’t fuck with the shift drink. That’s just stupid. 

jeeezus I hope this dude is on a fucking watchlist somewhere

This comment thread is gold

that’s what she said

If you want to take your baby on NYC buses, you have to fold the stroller,  and hold your baby and its attendant stuff at the same time. It fucking sucks.

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