are the straights ok

Big Cow Energy

this

counter-counter-counterpoint: only the finest, most pure shit.

Counterpoint: Yelp is awful and you shouldn’t use it.

maybe we can we curb-stomp out the negative attention? I wonder if these Little Lord Fauntleroys have seen American History X.

you can’t have my halloumi. It’s nacho cheese.

Wow, people get really heated trying to rationalize their cheapness. Don’t they budget? When I go out, or go on vacation, I have an amount in mind that I’m comfortable with spending and will happily blow every cent of it— because I budgeted for it. No one likes a cheapskate. Tipping well makes me feel like a king!…

The perfect woman doesn’t exis- oh my god.

Rosalía’s outfit is channeling Dawn Weiner from Welcome to the Dollhouse.

    I was once a young townie in a college town. My friend and her boyfriend told me about a party that a friend’s friend was throwing at an apartment near the campus. We all show up to the apartment in costume and a young woman in a softball uniform answers the door and lets us in...we walk in and accept Jello shots…

How can you change your age like that though? Are you a vampyre???

Kavanaugh was, presumably, half in the bag.

the demand is actually decreasing, though, according to the article.

this has happened to me many times and it’s always disturbing to hold your own cold, dead arm!!!

Benghazi is the new “/s” 

yessssssss

fuck that shit. Wayyyy too harsh. The bubbles go right into my nose. 

fuck that shit. Wayyyy too harsh. The bubbles go right into my nose. 

Phileas Fogg over here

When trans/queer characters get to have happy endings in direct proportion to tragic endings, then I’ll watch.  https://www.theguardian.com/film/filmblog/2013/jun/11/gay-characters-hollywood-films <—-this is more about gays characters but, same shit happens to trans characters. It’s definitely a thing.    https://tvtro…